Cinema Hall Days Love!

This lovely reflective glass wall was once a cinema! Yes! this cinema was breeding ground for dirty cinephiles (men and women who rape decent hard working films). The story goes, that one day, two cinephiles were caught by police in the projection booth raping the film stock and were both fired immediately and thrust infront of Judge Trudy (Aussie Judge Judy). When asked what was on their minds at the time of the raping, Charles Flipperkon (one of the cinephiles) replied: 'I wish i could come in your film hole and make film babies.'

Flipperkon and his accomplice Jean Direauxbeauxt were both thrown in the slammer like MC Hammer. Shortly after, they were both sent to Meind Froogle's institution for the mentally unsuitable.

When investigative proceedings proceeded within the Cinema, it was found that the owner, along with a few other employees, had also engaged in vulgar acts of cinephilia. Soon thereafter, the cinema was shut down, and moviegoers had nowehere else to moviego, except for Picadilly, which put their tickets up from $3.50 for adults to $15.00.